For Dads With DaughtersHow to Get Your Daughter’s Date to Think You’re Awesome For Dads with DaughtersFor Dads With Daughters
The door opens with a warning squeak and you really want to shoot the little bugger in a tuxedo walking into the room next to your little baby girl. The winter formal dance is one of her most favorite school events, and all you have on your mind is the image of the smirk on the twerp’s smug face. Even though your daughter’s date didn’t catch you loading your shotgun with a satisfying “chik-CHIK”, he is actually already quaking with fear from the sight of you glowering at him. &n
Stumbling into the InfernoWhen I stepped onto a train that was supposedly heading for Heaven, I did not realize that Hell was a stop along the way. Seeing as I have never been on this train before, I had no idea that the first stop is skipped. My reasoning for heading toward Heaven was to visit my deceased grandfather Chau Giu Chu on his memorial day. I had the strangest experience in Hell, and I met some of the most bizarre people in history. In my opinion, I think some advice from the infamous Adolf Hitler and from Al Capone, his equal in twisted mind-set, should be shared with the next generation.Stumbling into the Inferno
Refuse to RunHurt is when your jaw will shake And both hands will grow cold Your head will cloud, the scream gets loud The day when you were told:Refuse to Run
‘You’re not my friend, and never were. And you definitely lack The traits a true friend really needs. So leave, and don’t come back.’
They were your friend, you know it’s true Yes, it’s normal to be numb. And if they’re not, how’s it they Could crush you with their thumb?
It’s right to cry…yes, it will hurt But stay! You can be strong. But, I’m sorry, I
FALTOSSecrets are the vicious seas,FALTOS
And rivals are the storm. But Friendship is the gentle stream That flows to keep you warm.
Sung by Winter, Danced by Spring You taught me what love could bring Loved by Summer, Kissed by Fall To Love is to Believe in All.
Don't be silent, don't be proud, But stand up straight and say out loud. You are you, and I am me and we're best friends or...may it be?
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Dude, check out the anime on this website O_o 'Tis Epic!!! [link]
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Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix! You did!
Matrix: I lied.
Sully: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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